A police precinct. A captain. A towel. A badge. There are eight seasons. There is one yogurt. The yogurt is mine.
Tuesdays · 9PMThe show is called The Precinct. The precinct is also called The Precinct. The captain is me. I solve the case. I open the jacket. I keep the towel. The towel is character development.
The yogurt arrives in season two. The yogurt is mine. The yogurt has a refrigerator. The refrigerator is mine. The fridge has a sign. The sign says: "this is the captain's yogurt." The captain is me. The yogurt is me. The sign is correct.
Critics ask: how does a comedy run for eight seasons. The answer is: it does. The answer is: I am in it. The answer is: yogurt. The answer is: badge. The answer is: look at the badge.
I receive the badge. I look at the badge. The badge looks at me. The badge is on a chain. The chain is correct. Welcome to The Precinct. We are a comedy now.
The yogurt arrives. The yogurt is plain. The yogurt is Greek. The yogurt is in the fridge. The fridge has a sign. The sign is me. The yogurt is me. The case is closed.
They make me captain. I am already captain. I am made captain again. The promotion is a comedy. The badge is bigger. The towel is the same towel. The towel is forever.
"Look at the badge.
Now look at your badge.
Your badge is not my badge."